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Time running backwards

WORKERS have reported experiencing a reversal of time in the final hours before their Christmas break.

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Martin Amis to be a playable character in Mario Kart 8

NINTENDO’S forthcoming Mario Kart 8 is to include Martin Amis as an unlockable character.

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