Today most depressing day of year, says scientist disgusted at what he’s become

TODAY is officially the most depressing day of the year, according to a scientist degrading himself by concocting media bullshit.

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The Mash guide to overcoming your smartphone addiction

Are you sick of being a slave to your phone? Follow our simple guide to regaining control of your destiny.

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