UK demands vaping but for booze

BRITAIN has demanded scientists come up with something like vaping, where nicotine can be enjoyed safely and conveniently at any time, but for alcohol. 

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Woman who married wrong man distinctly remembers leaving pause in ceremony for friends to say so

A WOMAN who married an idiot has asked her friends why they said nothing even though the ceremony included a clear invitation to speak out. 

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