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'We Haven't Got A F*cking Clue' Admit Scientists

SCIENTISTS do not have the faintest idea about anything anymore and are not even 100% sure of that, they admitted last night. 

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China Sets New Light Speed Record

CHINA has asserted its growing technological dominance by setting a new record for the speed of light.

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