We will still be dicks, affirm under-16s

UNDER-16s have explained that whether on social media or not, they will still be completely unbearable dickheads. 

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Scottish co-worker obviously still drunk

THE Scottish man two desks across is very clearly still inebriated which nobody has yet had the courage to mention. 

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