Werewolves Back Hybrid Embryo Bill

BRITAIN'S werewolves have thrown their weight behind the government's plan to legalise terrifying hybrid embryos.

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Sharp Rise In Numbers Talking Absolute Shit

THE number of people talking absolute shit has risen for the tenth year in a row and is now at its highest since records began. 

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