Why banning under-16s from using phones and social media would be piss-easy, by the government

YOUNG people always listen to adults and never want things they are told they can’t have. Here Tory MP Miriam Cates explains how she would make them stick to a smartphone ban.

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We ask you: who should replace Rishi Sunak as unelected prime minister?

SENIOR Tories have called for Rishi Sunak to be ousted before the election, when he is going anyway. But who should replace him? 

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