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Windmills preferred to cracking open the Earth's crust

GENTLY turning windmills are better than cracking open the Earth’s crust in pursuit of billions of tonnes of exploding gas, according to new research.

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Twats 'more of a priority than badgers'

PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.

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