Woman on dating app gets more attention in single morning than men get in whole life

A WOMAN who has been on a dating app for a single morning has received more interest than any man would in his entire pathetic life.

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The Daily Mail guide to not condemning manhandling Just Stop Oil protesters

HERE at the Mail we would never encourage the public to assault eco-protesters. Do NOT take the law into your own hands with these hippy scum who deserve a good kicking. Here’s how.

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