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So-called 'women's cars' have no female genitalia, discover experts

VEHICLES described by men as ‘women’s cars’ do not have breasts or a vagina, experts have discovered.

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Rock'n'roll continues to be least rock'n'roll thing in the world

EVERYTHING is now rock’n’roll except rock’n’roll itself, it has emerged.

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