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Scottish Executive 'Removed Workers' Body Parts, While They Were Still At Their Desks'

AN official inquiry is to be launched into claims the Scottish Executive removed the body parts of staff while they were sitting at their desks.

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'Pointless Research' Gene Discovered

RESEARCHERS last night claimed they had discovered a gene which increases people’s propensity to launch enquiries into the bleeding obvious.

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