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£150 tax break encourages tight bastards to marry

A YEARLY £150 married persons’ tax incentive will encourage tight-fisted sods to wed, it has been claimed.

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Two and a Half Men 'shit'

PEOPLE who saw Two and a Half Men last night have said it was ‘shit’.

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