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1980s named best decade for doing coke

A NATIONWIDE survey has confirmed that the 1980s were easily the greatest decade for the snorting of cocaine. 

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Monogamy easy in winter, say men

MEN have admitted that remaining committed to one woman is far easier during winter months without all these bare legs and cleavages. 

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