21 names to immediately mark out your child as a twat

IT takes less than three seconds for people to decide if your child is a twat, based only on their name. Beware these inexplicably popular choices.

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Woman furious as back-up husband marries

A WOMAN is outraged after a man she had reserved as her back-up husband had the audacity to marry someone else. 

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