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£270k Headteacher Rubbing His Doctor's Nose In It

THE primary school headteacher on £270,000 a year is devoting much of his spare time to rubbing his doctor’s nose right in it.

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Elite Skank Academies 'Must Admit More Working Class Sluts'

PRIVATE skank academies are under pressure to admit more budding footballer semen receptacles from low-income families.

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