28-year-old asks when she can stop pretending to like nightclubs

A 28-YEAR-OLD woman has asked how many more years she has to spend pretending to like nightclubs.

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Man’s library consists entirely of books off the telly

A MAN’S interest in literature is limited to  tie-ins with TV programmes.

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