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£50m of extra schools funding going to Hogwarts

THE government has been criticised for giving all £50m of its new schools funding to the elitist institution Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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'We were just talking about you' code for 'We were just saying what a twat you are'

ANYONE who says ‘We were just talking about you’ has definitely just been laughing about your failings as a human being.

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