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96 per cent of enthusiasm fake

INDIVIDUALS who claim to be enthusiastic actually just like hearing themselves speak, it has emerged.

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‘Retweet with comment’ allows moral crusaders more time for porn

TWITTER’S new ‘retweet with comment’ feature has made feigning concern quicker, so that users can get back to looking at pornography.

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