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98 per cent of people you went to school with are racist

ALMOST everyone that anyone has been to school with is a bigot, according to new research.

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Picnic ruined as everyone brings olives

A HOLIDAY picnic was destroyed yesterday after everyone turned up with nothing but marinated, unpitted olives.

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