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A Level students '20% less fit' than last year

THIS year’s crop of young, predominantly female, students pictured celebrating their A Levels is up to 20% less attractive than last year’s, it has been claimed.

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International handball ticket sales sluggish

ONLY five tickets have been sold for a major handball tournament, it has emerged.

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