A Yorkshireman doing spoken-word poetry: signs an advert is a pile of wank

ADVERTISING is the most noble art form known to man, but occasionally lets itself down with cheap gimmicks like these:

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Britain's spirits lifted on hearing that twat who f**ked up the NHS is chancellor now

THE markets and Britain’s mood have been given a massive boost on discovering the arsehole who buggered up the NHS is back in government.

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