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Absolute psychopath puts on socks before pants

AN ABSOLUTE psychopath has confirmed he puts his socks on before his pants.

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Your guide to doing absolutely f**k all this weekend

IT’S the weekend and annoying bastards want you to go outside and do stuff.

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