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Afterlife only for animals

ONLY animals go to Heaven, it has emerged.

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Man City struggled without familiar chorus of boos

MANCHESTER City captain Vincent Kompany has admitted his side was distracted against CSKA Moscow by the lack of abusive chanting.

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