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Aftershave still top gift for virgins

PEOPLE who have never had sex are most likely to request aftershave or cologne as Christmas presents.

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Mariah Carey getting f**k all for Christmas again

POP star Mariah Carey will, once again, receive no Christmas presents from her family or friends.

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