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AI, vaping, never getting a mortgage: the subjects added to the school curriculum

THE English curriculum is to be changed to remove double Latin with Michael Gove to instead reflect the realities of the 21st century. These are the new subjects: 

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I am now as terrified of stepping outside in New York as I am in London, say tough, manly right-wingers

BUTCH, aggressive right-wing men are now as petrified of spending even a moment outside in New York as they already were in London. 

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