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Airbeds voted best way of preventing house guests

PUTTING guests up on an inflatable mattress has been proven the most effective way of ensuring nobody stays overnight.

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Man horrified to discover he has two children and a mortgage

A MAN has been shocked by the realisation that he has two children and a mortgage.

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