Alcoholic ‘just enjoying his own private Oktoberfest’

RAGING alcoholic Tom Logan celebrates Oktoberfest every day in his flat, he has claimed.

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Black-eyed ghost child just wants scooter

THE terrifying black-eyed child haunting Cannock Chase is only after a scooter, it explained.

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