‘Alienated voter' actually just a twat

A MAN who claims he has been ignored by politicians is actually a lazy dipshit who just likes complaining, it has emerged.

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Never trust a Jeremy, UK reminded

THE UK has been reminded that it should never, ever trust anyone named Jeremy. 

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