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All Bad Things Caused By Vhs Copy Of 'Ghoulies', Says Cameron

A BAN on poor-quality horror films from the 1980s will stop all the bad things from happening, Tory leader David Cameron has claimed.

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Latent Homosexuality Drops To 36%

JUST over one third of the UK population is still claiming that same sex relationships are wrong while secretly dreaming of hot gay action, according to new research.

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