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All Christmas leave already booked

YOU cannot have any time off at Christmas because everyone else has already booked theirs, it has emerged.

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Girls on shoulders refusing to get down

HUNDREDS of women are still being carried around on men’s shoulders after leaving Glastonbury.

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