All modern friendships based on liking same telly programme

MODERN friendships are based on overlapping tastes in TV, experts have confirmed.

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I've had enough of identity politics, says man obsessed with Britishness

A MAN who hates identity politics is also really worried about his British identity being erased, it has been emerged.

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