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All trains late and everyone fired

EVERY train in the UK is late and everyone who is late for work has been dismissed by their employer.

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'You'll meet someone amazing': Classic boyfriend dumping techniques for Meghan to use on Harry

ARE Meghan and Harry splitting up? Who knows? Who cares? But if they are, here are some tried-and-tested phrases for dumping a male partner without feeling too bad about it.

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