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Angry Hobos Lurching Towards Parliament

BRITAIN’S filthiest drunks have begun their erratic stagger toward Parliament in protest over tax increases on high-strength beer.

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Jackson Unveils 'Blaxsploitation' Hobbit

PETER Jackson’s latest Tolkien blockbuster will portray Bilbo Baggins as a black hobbit hustler who needs to score some serious treasure to pay off his debts.

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