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Answer to 'Do you think anyone's shagged in here?' always 'Yes'

THE perpetual question of whether any random space has hosted some level of sexual activity can always, without fail, be answered in the positive, it has emerged. 

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Middle-class teenagers ready their tales of trauma for freshers' week

TEENAGERS from comfortable homes are ready to regale their peers with their complex traumas for an unforgettable first night at university. 

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