Anti-EU campaigners secretly hoping Britain stays in so they can keep whining

PEOPLE campaigning for Britain to leave the EU privately hope the country stays in so they can keep bitching about it.

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91 per cent of Londoners work as levitating Yodas

NINE in every ten Londoners are working shifts as levitating Yodas around the capital, it has emerged. 

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