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Anyone throwing confetti goes straight to hell, say vicars

VICARS have informed wedding guests that throwing confetti on church ground means eternal damnation.

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Builders must whistle at men too

LECHEROUS builders who wolf-whistle at women must now behave similarly towards men.

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