Anything near a train station is f**king horrible

ANY bar, pub, coffee shop, sandwich shop or ordinary shop within 200 metres of a station is far more horrible than its distant counterparts.

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It's mainly listening to bitching, therapists confirm

THERAPISTS have admitted that counselling is little more than being paid loads to listen to people slag off friends and family behind their backs.

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