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Apocalypse confirmed for 4.59pm this Friday

THE world is going to end just as everyone is turning their computer off ready for the Christmas break, it has emerged.

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Rail strikes 'will make visiting in-laws absolutely impossible'

THOUSANDS have immediately decided it will be impossible to visit their partner’s family this Christmas after hearing something about rail strikes.

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