April Fool's Day used as cover for cull of stocky men

THE government has executed thousands of thickset men following an announcement that was construed as an April Fool’s Day stunt.

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Mad Men knowledge amnesty declared

THE 30 journalists that are Mad Men’s entire UK viewership have given the rest of the population a five-day window in which to catch up.

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