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Are Britain's 12 Year-Olds Firing Blanks?

A MULTI-MILLION pound campaign is being launched today in a bid to boost the flagging virility of Britain's 12 year-old boys.

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1,000 Year Reich Remains On Track, Says Ferguson

SIR Alex Ferguson's plan to reign over English football for one thousand terrible years continues apace as Manchester United won their 18th league title.

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