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Are you in the queue for the f*cking cashpoint or not?

By cashpoint user Nathan Muir

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Man on date prolonging goodbye in the hope of a snog

A MAN was hoping he might get a kiss if he prolonged parting company after a date, although the moment had definitely passed.

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