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Are you in the top five per cent of wankers?

DEBATE has been raging over what it means to be in the top five per cent of earners, but could you also be in the top five per cent of wankers? Find out: 

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We never said we liked beards, say women

WOMEN have pointed out that they never claimed to like beards and do not understand why every man now has one.  

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