'Are you still… you know?' and other questions dickhead family members ask at Christmas

THE season of joy and giving is also a time for knobhead family members to ask insensitive questions, like these: 

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Little Donkey, and other carols you only know four lines of

THE opening lines of Christmas carols are belted out, but after that voices quickly fade. Nobody remembers how the f**k these go: 

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