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Are you the winner of a year of lockdown?

ONE year of this bullshit on, how many cliched lockdown activities can you tick off our list?

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Germy bastard kids off sick already

CHILDREN who have only been back at school for two f**king weeks are already off sick, their parents have confirmed.

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