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Army cuts to create world-class vigilantes

THE axing of five British army battalions will create hundreds of movie-style vigilantes ready to fight crime by their own rules, the government has claimed.

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Who's who in the Royal Box

As Andy Murray thrashed the living daylights out of some pathetic foreigner, the Wimbledon Royal Box was once again a who’s who of people who are infinitely better than scum like you.

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