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Army to provide surly 24-hour garage service

SOLDIERS are being trained to tut, sigh and then finally deliver the wrong brand of cigarettes through the sliding metal tray at 24-Hour-garages.

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Cameron begins search for new pimp

DOWNING Street has advertised for an experienced prostitution agent.

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