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Arsehole dinner party host accepts offer of help with washing up

A DINNER party guest has been forced to do the washing up after the arsehole host accepted her offer of help.

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America to invade Texas

President Biden has declared war on Texas, vowing to remove its regime of medieval tyranny.

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