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Arsehole neighbours having lovely time in garden

THE arseholes next door have been having an absolute bloody riot in their garden again, it has been confirmed.

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'So you had an election then?' chuckles Juncker

JEAN Claude Juncker has opened Brexit negotiations with the UK by chuckling away like an easily amused child.

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