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Arseholes to meet up before heading off to arsehole pub

A GROUP of arseholes has announced plans to go the pub where all the arseholes go.

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Firing banknotes out of cannon into Channel cheaper than no-deal Brexit

TOP economists have urged the government to consider shooting bundles of £50 notes into the sea as an alternative to a no-deal Brexit.

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