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Artificial tree envious of trees that get to die

AN ARTIFICIAL Christmas tree is jealous of real Christmas trees because they are allowed to die.

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22 shit ways to spend New Year's Eve

THERE are more shit ways to spend New Year’s Eve than there are stars in the sky. Here are just a few of them: 

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